When my parents announced that we would be moving to a new town, I was afraid there was not going to be a place to play my TCGs. Fortunately there was a book store near my new house that hosted weakly gathering of all sorts of TCGs. I met this one girl at the book store and she was older then most people that I've played. Normally it wouldn't be a problem if it was a n older guy, but in a world populated by sex mages, it made playing against them some what lopsided. This girl must of sensed that my mom doesn't let me masturbate at home and made me a bet. If I could beat her at a game of yu-gi-oh she would remove the orgasm block that my mom has placed on me, but if I lost she would seal off my orgasms for 1 day or every 1000 life points she has. Like a fool I accepted her little bet. It is only a few turns in and she somehow managed to completely shut me down and every turn she keeps on increasing her life points. Her life points are at 27000 and I ran out of cards that can slow down her life point gain because she keeps on negating them. Sensing how distraught I am she simply says "Don't worry you only have so many cards in your deck." She was planing on dragging this out until I've decked out, but that 30 more turns at least. I can only hope that she will forget to add to her life points on some of her turns.
